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Catastrophic WHAT Failure???

This day started out very much routine for me at the Scholl Bus.  Chas and the girls are having fun with her mom, while I am here with the bus in the NC mountains.  I have been working in the bus a little, helping my dad at Scholl Engine Shop as we work on some whistles, as you may have seen in a previous post.  I have also been working on my truck, and repairing another truck for a friend.

I realize that not everyone will admit laughing at the following scenario.  Some may think it is inappropriate, therefore, if you are easily offended feel free to stop reading this post now.  I am trying to convey the following story in a way that is not intended to offend, but merely offer a glimpse at something that could happen to anyone.  If it happens to you, maybe you will remember that you are not the only one in history that has gone down this path.  I am going to step out on a limb and say that no one has ever followed the same thought process that I did on that fateful afternoon.

Now for the details of the days events, don’t worry it doesn’t take too long to get interesting.  I drove to the next county to install the new clutch in the truck I have been working on.  I had to leave my friends farm a little after lunch to run an errand in town.  On my way to town, the unthinkable began to transpire.  I had a sharp pain in my stomach, followed by some serious cramping.  The pain went away quickly, but a few seconds later it hit me again, and much worse this time.  My first thought was “boy I hope I can make it the next couple of miles to town with no interruptions, I need a bathroom quick.”

Just as I come to the top of the last mountain, and can see the edge of town, an 18 wheeler was stopped in the road trying to back onto a side road.  I was feeling a little desperate at this point, but there was no way around and I could tell I couldn’t wait much longer.  My thoughts quickly shifted from “accident prevention” to “Damage Control”.  What tools did I have in the truck that could help me with this dilemma?  The first thing I could see that may prove useful, a large glass cookie jar that is supposed to be making its way to our storage unit.  I quickly decided against this option, I didn’t want to be the guy in the emergency room due to severe cuts from sitting on a shattered pile of glass.  The next option was to pull over to the side of the road, hop out and let ‘er fly.  I talked myself out of this due to the number of people on the golf course, not to mention the law suits that may follow due to “mental anguish and/or trauma”.  The next item in the back seat suddenly jumped out as a valuable tool in this situation.  Now, not everyone carries one of these around, but I happen to have one in the back seat, and it is staring me in the watery eyes.  An alligator shaped inflatable raft, that happened to be deflated and rolled up on the seat.  Perfect, I jerked it off of the back seat and unroll it, sliding it under my rear end to protect my nice drivers seat from catastrophic sphincter failure.  Just in time too, I couldn’t help but laugh out loud at my new predicament.

The truck finally moved off of the highway, so I rolled on in to the closest place with a public restroom.  As I parked, I kept thinking of anything else I could do to make the situation roll along more smoothly.  I remembered I had a utility knife in my tool box so I grabbed that and proceeded to waddle to the facilities.  Upon sitting down to complete my mission, I used the knife to cut the legs of my boxers making them easy to remove without having to strip down.  The damaged goods were deposited into the trash can, neatly folded, on my way out.

I decided I didn’t want to continue working on the truck without a “first line of defense” so I jumped in the truck and headed to a local store to buy some new boxers.  I completed my errand and managed to get back to the truck and get the transmission mounted.  The funny looks on my friends face when I told him about my ordeal made me decide to go public with this adventure.  A good laugh can always help brighten someones day, so here you go…  Laugh it up at my expense.  I am just thankful the extra strain while installing the transmission in the truck didn’t initiate an encore performance.

By the way, unlike my previous short story Teenagers, Gotta Love ‘Em, this is sadly a very real account of the days events.  I did remember, after everything had run its course, to sanitize the vinyl alligator and neatly fold it and replace it in the back seat.

This is one of the only posts on our blog that did not include pictures…  You’re Welcome…

Just remember, when it happens to you at the most un-expected moment, you are going to smile and wish you had an alligator raft too…

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Driveway Camping at Dads – Steam Whistle Blowing Fun

While camping in my dad’s driveway this month, I have been working on several projects.  I have been making some adjustments to our truck attempting to make it more reliable.  It is coming along nicely, I think I have aligned the alternator so it doesn’t chew the belt off in a few hundred miles.  I also replaced some leaking seals on the injectors and corrected a shifting problem with the transmission.

I have also been replacing a clutch in a Dodge truck for a friend.  I still have some welding to do to repair some rust damage on the frame and replace the fuel tank straps.  Hopefully, these repairs will get it back on the road for their job site trash hauler for a couple more years.

I have also been helping dad out at Scholl Engine Shop.  He restores antique railroad items, gasoline engines, steam whistles, Lionel trains, etc…  We plumbed one of his latest whistle projects up to the compressor and had some fun.  This is the first whistle I think he has ever owned that required two people to safely carry, it weighs 85 pounds.  I love listening to these whistles echo through the mountains, it is something that never gets old (I hope the neighbors feel the same way)…  Here is the video:

 

 

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The 25th Annual MerleFest

This year was the 25th annual MerleFest festival in Wilkesboro, NC.  It is a festival dedicated to the memory of Merle Watson, son of Doc Watson, they are both very well known bluegrass musicians.  The festival is a lot of fun for kids, it is very family oriented.  They offer many activities for kids that are free including: craft tents, face painting, a finger painting wall, climbing wall, playground, etc…

Lilah even had fun contributing to the music at the festival with the kazoo she made a few weeks ago when we toured the Kazoobie kazoo factory in Beaufort, SC.  Click Here to see the post about the kazoo factory.

My brother in law has been selling hand turned ink pens in the Heritage Crafts tent for several years now.  Millermark Pens are some of the best writing instruments you will find anywhere, he takes time to make sure every pen he makes is as close to perfect as it can be for a hand crafted item.

The girls enjoyed the climbing wall, Laini was excited that she happened to be big enough to climb it.  The wall is operated by the National Guard, they did a good job but I was disappointed when I found out the caribeaners they were giving away with “National Guard” screen printed on the side also had a large “Made in China” on them as well…  The girls liked getting to sit in the Hummer too…

One of the coolest things at MerleFest is the yearly sand sculpture.  This year it was the Beverly Hillbillies on their truck with a nearly empty rocking chair on the top.  The rocking chair had a banjo that was dedicated to the life of Earl Scruggs on it.  On the back of the truck was a the MerleFest mascot raccoon.  It is amazing the detail they can get into these sand sculptures, it was almost finished when we stopped to take pictures.

 

 

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Moving The Bus With The Pop-Up … UP ! ! !

At Hunting Island State Park in South Carolina, the sites are hard to come by if you want to stay at one site for more than a few days.  Many of these sites are reserved a year in advance, but due to cancellations you can usually find something if you are willing to site hop.  The first site we found we were lucky enough to get it for 5 days, then we had to move one site over.  I decided to do this without lowering the pop-up, so Chas got a little nervous.  It worked out great thanks to some good guidance from one of our camping neighbors.

Here is the video Chas took of the adventurous maneuvering.  She told me after we were finished with the move that she was glad she got to film and didn’t have to direct me.

Here is a video of the Lilah and Laini helping get the bus ready to move the second time to our final site at the park.  They didn’t know I was filming for the first few minutes, they got the idea on their own to get the speed wrench and begin raising the levelers.

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Kazoo Factory and Chocolate Tour

While staying at our first Thousand Trails campground in Yemassee, SC, we rode into Beaufort to take a couple of tours.  We started at the Chocolate Tree, where we could watch chocolate treats being made behind big glass windows.  Lilah was worried that we would be encountering a scene that would be found in Willy Wonka so we had to assure her no experiments would happen to her, and that she would definitely NOT turn into a blueberry.  She is standing in front of a tree made of chocolate, it looked yummy.

 

 

 

 

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO HOO what a ride!”

 

 

 

When doing a tour of the Kazoobie Kazoo factory we felt like we were participating in the “How’s It Made” TV show.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After learning about the Kazoo’s we were all excited choose our colors and make our own instruments.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Even their mail box is a Kazoo :)

 

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Ocean Feast

On our last night camping at the beach we decided to have a feast and experiment with our catches from the Pier.  The only fish that were biting on a regular basis were Whiting.  They don’t get too big, but they are very good when filleted and fried (what isn’t).

Lydia used my iPhone to record how I removed the wings from the sting ray.  If you have a large ray, there is a bunch of good meat on there and it is very easy to prepare.  You will have to excuse the video orientation, I am working with Lydia to help her record better videos.  She has a tendency to get caught up in the moment, so she forgets what she is supposed to be filming…

I decided I wanted to prepare the shark and sting ray in two different ways.  To grill each, I left the skin on, I added very little seasoning and grilled them on a low steady fire.  To prepare them for frying, I removed the skin from both the shark and the ray.  I dunked them in a batter then straight into the fryer for a few minutes.  I preferred the fried over the grilled, next time I will grill over a hotter fire and cook it much quicker.  The fried shark was awesome, but the sting ray surprised everyone that tried it.  Many people will tell you that rays and skates are not good to eat, our whole family loved it and we will be eating them again for sure…

 

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Happy to Discover Bounty from the Sea

The beautiful Hunting Island  State Park Camp Ground was a great place to search for treasures from the Sea everyday!  This has been our favorite camping spot since the Scholl Bus departed on its maiden voyage.  We were here from April 15-21 and loved every minute.

The campground has large trees and very nice ground cover if you are on the higher numbered sites, which we actually preferred over the beach front sites.  The sites on the beach were very tightly packed with no space between you and your neighbors.

The blue crabs were caught on the Hunting Island Pier, fishing from the pier is included with the campground pass with no extra SC fishing license required.  The girls had fun catching them, Jody had a minor incident with one crab latching on to his index finger but managed to survive (the crab did not).

This beach is well known for large numbers of sharks teeth.  Jody and the girls found 19 teeth in just a few hours on one particular day.  He is addicted to the art of teeth hunting now for sure.

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The New Fridge and Camping Fun

We decided to get an apartment sized refrigerator at Best Buy while staying at Lake Aire campground just outside of Charleston, SC.  We were tired of spending several dollars each day on bags of ice, and the RV fridge we had planned to use would have been too much of a hassle to finish the installation in a safe fashon. 

The girls had fun playing with the headphones while at Best Buy, Jody had fun loading the fridge on the roof of “Blondie” (our Mercedes wagon) to haul back to the bus.

You will also see the smallest frogs/toads we have ever seen.  There were hundreds of them on a sand bar beside the lake at Lake Aire.  The girls had fun catching them and chasing them around the sand bar.  The pool is the one at the campground, if you click on the image you can see the bus in the background.

 

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Dutch Oven

I am attempting to use my dutch ovens as much as possible. This is very hard to do when the girls want to be at the beach every second they are awake.

This cooking was done at Lake Aire campground just outside Charleston, SC.  We were here from April 4th-15th.  This is a very nice campground with owners that care about the experience their campers have while there.

Laini did enjoy helping me get everything set up, she loved coating the new dutch ovens with bacon grease so we could season them. 

While working on the dutch ovens, we found one of the most interesting caterpillars. It had some wild spikes, which were accented by barbs on each of the spikes.

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Scholl Bus Letters

Here are the close up shots of the lettering on the bus. We wanted to go with something close to the original bus font, but had to change the lettering to really make it a Scholl Bus. I offset the letters a little bit on Scholl to make it stand out a little, and it has been working. Everyone has been saying how it catches their eye and they have to think about why it is not spelled correctly.

The first picture is Gravy Scholl looking out HER window. She is so funny watching everyone go by from her post, she adds a lot to the adventure for sure…

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